Gosh .. if it weren't for the bitter cold, 2 feet of snow and ice ... I'd say let's rig a boat

...SMALL CRAFT ADVISORY IN EFFECT UNTIL 2 PM CST THIS AFTERNOON...
...GALE WARNING IN EFFECT FROM 2 PM THIS AFTERNOON TO 9 PM CST
THIS EVENING...
...HEAVY FREEZING SPRAY WARNING IN EFFECT FROM 2 PM CST THIS
AFTERNOON THROUGH WEDNESDAY EVENING...
...STORM WARNING IN EFFECT FROM 9 PM CST THIS EVENING THROUGH
WEDNESDAY MORNING...
.REST OF TODAY...NORTHEAST WINDS TO 30 KT INCREASING TO GALES TO
35 KT. CHANCE OF SNOW EARLY IN THE AFTERNOON...THEN WIDESPREAD SNOW
LATE. FREEZING SPRAY LATE. WAVES 7 TO 11 FT.
.TONIGHT...NORTHEAST GALES TO 45 KT INCREASING TO STORM FORCE
WINDS TO 50 KT. FREEZING SPRAY. SNOW. WAVES BUILDING TO 14 TO 18
FT.
.WEDNESDAY...NORTH STORM FORCE WINDS TO 50 KT DIMINISHING TO GALES
TO 35 KT IN THE MORNING. HEAVY FREEZING SPRAY IN THE MORNING.
WIDESPREAD SNOW IN THE MORNING...THEN CHANCE OF SNOW SHOWERS IN
THE AFTERNOON. WAVES 14 TO 18 FT SUBSIDING TO 8 TO 12 FT LATE IN
THE AFTERNOON.
.WEDNESDAY NIGHT...WEST WINDS 10 TO 20 KT. FREEZING SPRAY IN THE
EVENING. WAVES 7 TO 10 FT SUBSIDING TO 2 TO 4 FT.
WAVE FORECAST IS FOR ICE FREE AREAS